Eggcorn of the week
Line from an online apartment listing: "These apartments are diamonds in a ruff!"
Which is kind of a wonderful image. I bet you’d need a lot of starch in your ruff to get the diamonds to stay in there…
(What’s an eggcorn? Here’s a definition.)
How interesting that a blog (Language Log) coined the phrase “eggcorn.”
As for the apartment, I figured they allowed dogs.